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英语笔记二十集(05)

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.0HZjx'Zl
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XYP,ds If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute
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