英语笔记二十集(05)

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.3 T5 L9 Y: ^+ g: g# _
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1 V3 s& v; s1 {0 h/ U* g6 }; UA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.0 X5 Y# g# i6 `0 G8 w
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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' [4 f, {9 S3 \  }: DTo be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all.! e' i5 C$ o2 i9 @2 a+ c
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. j4 W) ^% q2 Q% G& pMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.! G1 }' e0 o# h1 p& U% u/ j
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.* e" A' F0 k8 O. ^
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; |0 q% t1 s6 ?' `: ?& W6 Q! |+ [Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.1 r* J2 e3 L/ A0 ^! m
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) @5 M  b2 [8 t& t  Q/ c; f* hA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.- h- v. m" @5 v! z" W- i
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/ _! U) W' i2 H( _A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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. q. N% S9 @( I' v. X' AThere are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.9 Y9 F3 @2 |  U% p
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If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute# V! `  }$ _! O9 s

6 z3 I& r* X( _+ a# op.s How Come 就是: 为什么会这样呢??